the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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