Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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