first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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