I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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