Yo dont text me then not text me
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
My balls are so social today.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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