hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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