Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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