white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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