I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
tell me about the fingering
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