we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
