My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
God I need to hump something, right now.
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