I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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