I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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