Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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