White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
