i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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