So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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