your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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