I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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