If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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