If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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