it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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