You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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