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well I can't set my house on fire every night

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(248): well I can't set my house on fire every night http://tfl.nu/iwc7

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(816): View more from Missouri

You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

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So we're fucking tonight?

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(816): You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf. (1-816): So we're fucking tonight? http://tfl.nu/2x8n

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(970): View more from Colorado

we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome

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(970): we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome http://tfl.nu/ziv6

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.

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(902): Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather. http://tfl.nu/j9u3

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(518): View more from New York

I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth

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(518): I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth http://tfl.nu/kl4h

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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.

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(204): Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now. http://tfl.nu/lhag

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.

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(203): The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake. http://tfl.nu/g05l

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....

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(215): Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank.... http://tfl.nu/wvlh

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up

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(859): Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up http://tfl.nu/e5lq

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.

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(905): I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it. http://tfl.nu/6c57

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(970): View more from Colorado

Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.

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(970): Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch. http://tfl.nu/x8x8

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(678): View more from Georgia

You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'

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(678): You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow' http://tfl.nu/uw7w

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.

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Did you sleep with him again?

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No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?

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(978): The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me. (1-978): Did you sleep with him again? (978): No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me? http://tfl.nu/swvn

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I need rollerblades now

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Rollerblades pick up bitches

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(774): I need rollerblades now (774): Rollerblades pick up bitches http://tfl.nu/hoew

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(650): View more from California

Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah

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(650): Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah http://tfl.nu/cx0s

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