oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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