Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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