Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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