you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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