I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Vodka?
Forever.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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