He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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