belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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