$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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