I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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