How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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