it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
