he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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