please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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