Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Shame is for Republicans.
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