were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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