no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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