if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Holy shit dude........stairs
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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