I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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