called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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