Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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