You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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