Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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