do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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