with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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