P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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