I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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