but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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