Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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