I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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