she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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