jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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