he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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