Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Operation Purity has been aborted
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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