What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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